During the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards, Danny Bonaduce power slammed reality show wash-up, Johnny Fairplay. After eating some floor, Fairplay left the stage, but a few of his teeth did not. Witnessing the overpowering display of strength, the audience momentarily mistook Bonaduce for The Chuck Norris. Only after Bonaduce spoke into the microphone: “Hey–It’s just me… Danny Bona-douche!” Sense was quickly made of the situation.
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Paris Hilton Verbally Punched (also literally) « Lights Camera Caption // October 3, 2007 at 7:02 pm |
[...] The Author(s) Danny Bonaduce=Chuck Norris [...]
ryan // October 4, 2007 at 9:49 am |
The new Johnny Fairplay Ass Hat takes some practice to wear properly.
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[...] Read about another reality star: Danny Bonaduce aka Chuck Norris [...]
Nikki // October 4, 2007 at 12:28 pm |
Right before the vicious attack, Danny yelled, “If you wanna BE tha man, you gotta BEAT tha man” and then proptly showed off his WWF big ass belt buckle.
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[...] Read about someone you would want to kick Affleck’s corn ass: Chuck Norris (sort of) [...]
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[...] Also read: Danny Bonaduce=Chuck Norris [...]
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