Her readers were shocked. Can wizards be gay?
J.K. Rowling has let loose one of the biggest secrets in literary history: Dumbledore is gay. Amidst the gasps (and even applause), Rowling seemed surprised herself. “You all didn’t know? I thought I made it quite clear,” she told the group of loyal readers. She then grabbed a copy of the latest Harry Potter book, flipped to the middle, and said, “You’re telling me, when Dumbledore says, ‘Harry, young wizards are naturally curious. If it’s all right with you, I’d like for you to ride my old quidditch broom. It’s not what it used to be, but it can still get the job done. Now unzip my pants,’ that you all didn’t know what I was talking about?!”
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ryan // October 20, 2007 at 3:27 pm |
Who didn’t know he was gay? Come on, he was the head master of Hogwarts. Says so in his title. Idiots!
nikki // October 20, 2007 at 9:19 pm |
Rowling ‘imagined’ Dumbledore, right?? So why can’t she imagine a wonderful gay man to help her out with her fashion?? Puh-leeze? Polka dots with red finger nails?? Yack!