Mario Lopez fights the policia

The police laughed at Mario Lopez until he crushed them with his giant ass muscle.  Then things weren’t so funny.

 

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Read more about giant ass muscles:

• J. Lo’s “Brave” album is the dumps (like a truck?)

J. Lo’s “Brave” album tanks

America realizes she can’t sing

Maybe it was the time away from the limelight, maybe it was her Star Trek themed album cover, or maybe it was just her voice. But the Jennifer Lopez of the past is now officially just that. Her new album Brave won’t even debut in the top 10 when the numbers are released later this week. Even her Spanish language album debuted higher than Brave. So it’s official, J. Lo is no longer the out of sight starlet we once knew. Perhaps she can be a wedding planner or a maid in Manhattan because Selena is for sure rolling over in her grave. Clearly everyone’s had enough. Even Sir Mix A Lot’s anaconda don’t want none despite her buns… hun.

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Now read about J. Lo’s babies. Maybe they’ll be able to sing.

Nicole Richie Eats… At Last

I’m only eating this for the baby. As soon as I pop it out of me, I swear to God, it’s right back to skeleton mode.

Read about another reality star: Danny Bonaduce aka Chuck Norris

Read more about Nicole’s Cohort: Paris Hilton

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