50 Cent: “Where’s the Beef?”


Known for longstanding conflicts with other rappers, when asked about his preparations for strife in any form, 50 cent listed the following: kevlar vests underneath his clothes, bulletproof cars, a swat team to follow him around at all times, and personal training with Keanu Reeves. (Note: 50 actually referred to Keanu as “Neo,” but no one corrected him for fear 50 would attack them in slow motion.)

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5 responses to “50 Cent: “Where’s the Beef?”

  1. Is that Flava Flave in the background???

  2. Whatcho talkin bout Willis?

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  5. I think that dude is crying on fitty’s shoulder. Awww.

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