Britney Has Other Talents

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Britney Spears, who recently claimed she just wanted to be a mom in lieu of being in show business, reneged on her own vow. Well, a little. This past weekend, after many years of secretly competing, Brit finally took out One Eyed Moll to take home the Pirate Championship Wrestling belt. Her bodyguard was also stoked.

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3 responses to “Britney Has Other Talents

  1. ARRRRR, I did it again!

  2. After a long night of fish sticks and jello shots at Long John Silvers, Britney is awarded an official pirate uniform because, as the manager put it, “she’s known for given up da booty.”

  3. Pingback: Free Puppies, and Spears Children « Lights Camera Caption

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