In an attempt to regain public acceptance, Paris has formed an alliance with the animal-friendly PETA. She was so thrilled about doing something good for the world (as opposed to raping it for all it’s worth), that she started adopting feral animals. Seen here, Paris finds a new pet. Onlookers said Paris jumped out of her limo, ran over to the rodent, and immediately picked it up to kiss it. Said Gordon Firth, a local bum, “I didnt’ have the heart to tell her it had just been eating all types of rotten meat, stuff even I won’t eat,” referencing the garbage containers in the background of the picture.