Britney left a Mexican restaurant pleased as punch: “I’m so happy. I have nothing to be sad about.” She walked to her car highlighted by a strobe of camera flashes. Once in the car, Brit fumbled with the controls, rolled down the window and shouted, “I’m Britney Spears! Driver Extraordinaire!” She looked to the closest road sign and pointed excitedly: “What’s that road sign? Ask me ‘what’s that road sign?’ — School crossing sign, son! Boom!”
To see what really happened (which is just as embarrassing), click on the image above.