Spice Girls New ‘Spice’ Nicknames

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The Spice Girls got a warm welcome back from fans when tickets went on sale for their reunion tour. Selling out in a record 38 seconds, reporters asked if they attributed their comeback success to Girl Power? Posh Spice immediately spoke up for the group saying, “We are no longer girls. We say Woman Power now. Wanker.” and finished that by flashing a peace sign. With their new ‘Woman Power’ campaign comes new Spice names. From left to right: Boob Job Spice, Lesbian Spice, Anne of Green Gables Spice, Baby Spice, and I-Got-Knocked-Up-By-The-Nutty-Professor Spice.

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17 responses to “Spice Girls New ‘Spice’ Nicknames

  1. Not to be confused with the cologne Old Spice, the ‘Old Spice Girls’ tour has not been as successful as producers had hoped. After a full body implant, Posh Spice no longer has her original vocal chords; Sporty Spice has had double knee replacements, a hip redone and double shoulder surgery. She is now stalked by women’s softball teams all over the country. Scary Spice is now considered Gold Digger Spice; Baby Spice now apparently EATS babys and has blown up to triple her original size…the other one – hippy spice?? Jesus, I don’t even have to GO there!

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  4. this is just tooo weird

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    the spice girls rock

    they may not be as good as they were but they can certainly try

  5. what are all of your names and why?

    butt checks,
    rosey

  6. SPICE GIRLS ARE A LOWD SHIT THEY NEED 2 SORT THER HEADS OUT FUCKIN GEEKS MUWAHAHAHAHAA! YOU ARE ALOUD OV TARDS WITCH ONE IS GINGER ONE IS JUST SCAREY šŸ˜ ONE IS JUST ERW! AND ONE JUST FINKS HSES FUCKIN IT COZ SHES MARRIED TO SUM SEXY MAN RYT N LYK SHES USIN HIM FOR HIS MONEY N THT N HES CHATED ON HER MUWAHAHAHAHA! WITH ME OV COURSE :d NEYWAYS AM OUT PEACEEE !

  7. wow.

  8. I grew up loving the Spice Girls and I am actually glad they are going to try it again. I think it will be interesting to watch and hear about on the news and such. They were good idols for girls back when I was young, and I think they will be just as good now, even if they arent quite as wholesome as they once were. Everyone deserves another chance.

  9. WE LOVE THE SPICE GIRLS SO MUCH! šŸ˜€ we got your cd for christmas and love it so much! we were also looking through the book thing and looking at your old pictures compare to the recent ones! you have changed so much! (IN A GOOD WAY) scary and posh and sporty have changed the most! your voices sound so good together and its just wicked! i so wanted to see you in concert, but you left so quickly and your snow too far away :(. Keep up the good work, Your new song was really good! hope you bring a new song :D. You can so include our names, be like MIA AND HANNAH ARE SO COOL, jokes šŸ˜€ and omg all your childrens names are so nice! exspecially beau, thats so stunning! hope for the best in the futcher! WE LOVVEERRR YOOOUUU!!!!! šŸ˜€ X

  10. Thank you for the support. You are clearly crazy. Wanker. Enjoy being insane forever.

    PS. Our snow is never to far away. Slags.

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