Copperfield investigation, arrest and child porn?

These two girls were not to his taste, so he used his sorcery against them.

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Authorities are investigating David Copperfield for sexual misconduct. No one will verify that these charges are just a masked term for child molestation, but many have already jumped to that conclusion. An anonymous source tells us that Copperfield used his cunning magician skills to entice children to come with him to his Las Vegas warehouse where he would captivate them with his magic and his flying. Lights Camera Caption has learned from the source that Copperfield will secretly undergo surgery to alter his appearance and escape the country before any child molestation or pornography charges can be made. See below the doctor’s sketch for Copperfield’s facial augmentation:

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11 responses to “Copperfield investigation, arrest and child porn?

  1. Birds is magic!!

  2. sexual misconduct can cover just about anything from shoving a g.i. joe up someone’s butt to dressing like marv albert.

    a child porn headline seems a tad bit severe — quite a crappy accusation to suggest or put out there, even in jest.

    tone up.

  3. If you breathe too close to someone nowadays it’s considered sexual harassment.

  4. G.I. Joes up someone’s butt? What have you been doing in your spare time? Whatever it is, you stay away from my Storm Shadow.

  5. Is there a line between the sexual harrassment and sexual proposition. I thing showing the red colour ball should be taken for a sexual invitaion and not harassment and likewise showing green ball should taken as sexual invitation. This way confisioon will be over and overtures will needed to be made.

  6. I rewrite the earliear comment as the same has mistakes ‘Is there a line between the ssexual harrassment and sexual proposition. I think showing just a red ball should seen as an invitation only and no harrassment and reversely just showing back the green colour ball should be to confirm ‘invitation accepted ‘ . This way the harrassment angle will be removed and no body would try through making overtures. Afterall throwing an invitation is alright by any standard.

  7. don’t make me find my Stretch Armstrong!

  8. I loved Stretch Armstrong, but it always made me sad when little holes would tear in his arms. It was like he was bleeding to death.

    Also, can we change the subject back to online translators? Because, wow. What was that? Red ball? Green ball? Throwing an invitation… is this some sports analogy I’m not in on?

  9. OK, what the fuck is going on here…GI Joes up you’re ass, red and green balls??…Jesus! I am so confused! I can’t even try to be funny, but I did laugh at the dumbass with the ‘invitation’.

    Oh, and don ‘t try to chastize people when you are talking about shoving things up your ass!

  10. Whoa…..man if my balls are red or green the only person that I’m going to be showing them to is a doctor. Hmmmm…here is a better suggestion….If you want to come on to somebody you show them your testical or breast. If the object of your desire donkey kicks your sensitive area, then you know it is harassment. Now that is putting yourself out there.

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