Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears’ Biggest Secret

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 While the world explodes over Jamie Lynn Spears’ reported pregnancy, Lights Camera Caption has received exclusive information on the pregnancy scandal.  The 16-year-old Zoey 101 star is not acutally pregnant.  A phone message from Britney Spears to her younger sister was stumbled upon thanks to an illegal phone tapping and a little bribe money [all falling within normal work practices for the FBI]. 

Jamie Lynn and Britney have conspired to steal back Britney’s children from Kevin Federline.  Through an experimental operation, Britney has arranged for Jamie Lynn to smuggle Sean Preston and Jayden James via her own vajayjay.  They’re calling it reverse birth.  Sort of like breast implants but much more natural!  But unfortunately much less sexy.

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13 responses to “Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears’ Biggest Secret

  1. thats bullshit

  2. Listen kid, I’m the one who brought you into this world…..

  3. haha…yea…sure…i think thatz a big load of crap

  4. No. It’s real.

  5. Although impossible, with the Spears family you never know.

  6. I think that “experimental operation” you speak of is the stuff of science fiction.
    I can only hope the best for Britney and her sister. There is always so much tabloid exposure around these two.

  7. Thats a lot of bullshit jamie lynn had a girl not a boy and sure britneys screwy but shes been through a lot so lynn says i am a fan of jamie lynne!

  8. Oh and i am saying sure it wasnt smart to get prego ego here but they have been through so much lately with britneys third child and their fathers addiction but i know britney is screwy she threatened to kill her kids like how phyco can u get.

  9. I. Love. You. Jamie

  10. You. Are. The. Best. !!!!!!!!!!!

  11. You. Are. Goood. On. Zoey. 101

  12. Hey keep posting such sensible and significant articles.

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