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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears’ Biggest Secret

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 While the world explodes over Jamie Lynn Spears’ reported pregnancy, Lights Camera Caption has received exclusive information on the pregnancy scandal.  The 16-year-old Zoey 101 star is not acutally pregnant.  A phone message from Britney Spears to her younger sister was stumbled upon thanks to an illegal phone tapping and a little bribe money [all falling within normal work practices for the FBI]. 

Jamie Lynn and Britney have conspired to steal back Britney’s children from Kevin Federline.  Through an experimental operation, Britney has arranged for Jamie Lynn to smuggle Sean Preston and Jayden James via her own vajayjay.  They’re calling it reverse birth.  Sort of like breast implants but much more natural!  But unfortunately much less sexy.

Britney Confused By Taco Bell

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On the first night of their reunion, Britney treated her mother and sister to a five star meal from Taco Bell. It became more difficult than she had originally hoped when she forgot how to order from a drive through. Yelling into her rolled-up window, the attendants found it difficult to place the order. After the paparazzi relayed the order for her, they were also kind enough to give her pointers on how to drive since Britney had some trouble with that too. No word yet on the validity of her California driver’s license or on whether the judge should order her to seek a drive-through-window license.

Sadly, none of this is fake. Click the image above for the video from TMZ.

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Britney’s Mom Might Be Fine Without Her

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Britney Spears’ mother and sister flew in to meet with their estranged daughter/sister. Both have been missing Britney desperately and couldn’t imagine replacing her in their lives says a source close to the family. Ironically, Jamie Lynn named her new dog “Brit Brit” and Mrs. Spears named Jamie Lynn’s odd club foot “Britney #2.”

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