Pink Eye For Diddy

Unfortunately, a pink eye epidemic starting with the Spears family has spread throughout Hollywood. Diddy’s clan, seen here hiding their pussing eyes with especially hip aviators, were all on the pink-eye train except for Kim Porter because she is only famous for making Diddy babies and pink eye did not care about her at all.

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Flashback Caption: Janet’s Superbowl Fun

Oh God, my career!! … I mean, my breast!!

Read about another ridiculous boob:  Bobby Brown 

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Miley Cyrus: My Show Is Stinksorz

The 14 year old Disney Channel sensation has suffered at the hands of ticket scalpers selling her concert tickets for upwards of $2,500. She told Ellen DeGenerez on her show Thursday, “It’s going to be a good show, but I don’t think it’s worth what it’s going for.” The humble teenager continued with her self-deprecating attitude by saying, “No seriously, my show is going to blow nuts. I love the money, but my dad is forcing me to do a duet with him of Achey Breaky Heart.”

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Kevin Federline: “Black People Rule”

While Britney Spears tried to convince the judge to grant her sleepover parties with the kids, Kevin Federline filmed episode seven of his series of guest appearances on One Tree Hill. When Lights Camera Caption asked why he thought the producers had chosen him to be a part of the show, Federline said, “Because they recognize the skill. I’m like the white Denzel Washington. Nah, nah. I’m the white Jamie Foxx.” So why does he refer to himself as the white versions of established black actors: “Because black people are way better than white people, dog.” But what about his sons with Britney Spears? They’re white: “Yeah. They are pretty white. But they’re like the white version of Kevin Federline.”

Read more about racial confusion:  Halle Berry Struggles With Blackness 

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